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katterton

1. (adj.) When a woman drinks so much alcohol that an alter-ego germinates over the course of the evening and then emerges when she blacks out. Usually this personality engages in behavior(s) uncharacteristic of her when she is sober (e.g. shameless flirting, sexual promiscuity, killer wit, speaking in foreign tongues, attempts at deep conversations with domestic/wild animals, peeing on things, smoking weed/doing other illegal drugs, etc.)

2. (n.) The alter-ego of said woman.
1. "OMG you should have seen Milfred last night. Ya know, the annoying squeaky-clean bitch from physics lab? As soon as she got there, she SLAMMED the whiskey so hard she went katterton and popped 3 donuts, took bong rips, talked to Levi's sleeping cat for 45 minutes, then finally passed out in a yogic position on the futon. Someone posted pics on facebook."

2. "When I saw her she was fine, but katterton came out after Caesar arrived with the Patron...I'll give you three guesses as to what happened."
by scolopendre January 8, 2008
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Kattianna

A girl that is unique, smart, and very sexy. Has a tendency to be flighty at times. Is loyal to others, and liked by most people she meets.
When Kattianna walks into a room, everyone stops to watch her.
by RockerMom February 5, 2010
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Kattan

A guy whos really addicted to the online game Amnesia but is also scared to death of it
Bob
"That guys playing Amnesia again but is really scared of it"
Rob
"Ya he's a real Kattan
by gatordob777 September 24, 2011
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Kathy Moment

When you're about to say something and you completely forget or you're flapping your arms getting overly excited about something
Oh Oh Ohh! ... wait just kidding i forgot..haha i had a kathy moment ! *flapping arms*
by kayybabyyy December 3, 2011
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Kathy Hauth

Kathy Hauth was this overweight hoe who wrote a one hit wonder in 1998 called "Meant to Say Sunday." The song actually hit number 84 on the billboard top 100. Often described by the tabloids as an unfunny female Chris Farley, Hauth never had much else to contribute to society. Well after "Meant to Say Sunday," she had a brief stint of fame before she suffered a crushing heart attack at the age of 33. Doctors said the cardiac arrest was brought on by chronic use of Crystal Meth compounded by years of depressed loneliness. Shortly after Hauth's poorly attended funeral, she was honored with a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame in November 26th, 2000.

UPDATE: This star granted to Kathy Hauth was resurfaced in early 2002 in an effort by Hollywood to make way for more widely known celebrities. The star was then granted to Carrot Top's Las Vegas co-performer, Bill "Rawdog" Snuckit, whom Hollywood had felt superseded Hauth in accomplishment.
That poor woman, she just ended up being a Kathy Hauth.
by FunRandomFacts101 July 25, 2014
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katlyn lee

A wonderful and beautiful girl that is loving and amazing
by Demonsoul1X September 9, 2016
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katryona

Strong and beautiful. Very stylish, intelligent, strong willed and selfless. Life of the party and can soak up alcohol like a sponge.
Did you see katryonas new hair? Only she can pull that off.
by Rosieposie822 December 22, 2016
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