Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the Big Bang!

"Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"

by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021

Kevin

An absolutely sexy Greek god of a man who gets all the ladies

Yo looks it’s Kevin😏😏😩

by shingwynol April 20, 2021

Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.

"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."

by Ignimendax October 22, 2020

kevin

just an ordinay pigeon, made extra-ordinary by louis tomlinson

KEVINNNNN!!!

by pienpien February 23, 2021

Kevin

An asian guy who is in the geography class with the hottest white girl alive. He's pretty smart but he grabs girls asses a lot. Besides that fact though, he is the hottest man alive. Anyone would admit it.

Girl: Wow Kevin won't stop grabbing my ass.
Boy: Wow, that terrible but he IS the hottest man alive

by HottyInTheGeoClass December 29, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is MaxMoeFoe's shiba inu dog, he is the cutest dog throughout history. His nickname is Big Kev.

Girl: "Omg have you seen MaxMoeFoes new puppy?"
Guy:"Yeah, Kevin is the best dog in the history of the universe!

by epicgamer43 June 14, 2018

Kevin

Mostly used in german to describe a person as stupid retard.
Persons called Kevin have a hard time.
Also sometimes persons whose name isnt Kevin get called undercover Kevin because their fucking stupid.

Person 1: Look that stupid idiot just said "do u know da wai".
Person 2: Whats his name?
Person 1: Kevin.
Person 2: What a fucking coincidence.

by Stoney7333 July 8, 2018