Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
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This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!
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Pronunciation: /joo-rah gap/
Definition:
A measurable, often demoralizing skill disparity between an average Marvel Rivals player and the mechanical phenomenon known as Juraa. The term typically refers to the inexplicable difference in off-tank gameplay proficiency, especially when using characters like Thor, Captain America, or Emma Frost.
Symptoms of encountering the Juraa Gap include:
Getting shield-bashed from angles you didn’t know existed
Wondering how your ult got hard-countered before you even pressed the key
Pronunciation: /joo-rah gap/
Definition:
A measurable, often demoralizing skill disparity between an average Marvel Rivals player and the mechanical phenomenon known as Juraa. The term typically refers to the inexplicable difference in off-tank gameplay proficiency, especially when using characters like Thor, Captain America, or Emma Frost.
Symptoms of encountering the Juraa Gap include:
Getting shield-bashed from angles you didn’t know existed
Wondering how your ult got hard-countered before you even pressed the key
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