claim jumper

(Noun) 1. Claim Jumper - one who, even when better concentrates are available for free, will instead acquire and consume reclaim by any means necessary. (Reclaim Noun is defined as the substance that forms inside of a device used to smoke marijuana concentrates with heavy usage.)

"Bryan is such a claim jumper - This rig's joint was almost clogged but now it is damn near crystal clear and he is high as fuck."

by AndoranGambler October 3, 2017

content jumper

Someone who tries to jump into a television series after missing the last few seasons.

Tracy missed the last 4 seasons of The Walking Dead. While discussing the latest series premier with Gonzo and trying to piece the puzzle together from the missing episodes, Gonzo dubbed her a "Content jumper".

by Inga7 October 30, 2017

Clamp Jumper

A man hoe, jumping from clamp to clamp but not to confused by a clamp thief, who steals clamps from coworkers

Bobby went out with Betsy at 6pm after that had drinks with Jo'ann, he is a clamp jumper

by maximillianV December 11, 2017

broken jumper

When your dick is to small to even work

Derek has a broken jumper

by 03logan01 September 14, 2016

puddle jumper

A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.

That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!

by mo11 May 30, 2016

ride jumper

An individual who skips out on the fare of a transit train or bus.

The Transit police caught several Ride Jumpers at the last exit

by AllisJakeCLE May 25, 2016

aussie woolie jumper

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo.

The way that sheep jumps, you'd thing it's a Aussie Woolie Jumper.

by RamRamseRamseys January 26, 2018