A Jordan is a fuck boy, someone who dates everyone, thinks their the shit when they're actually not. A guy who thinks it's "cute' to pout in pictures, someone who has over 200 girls on Facebook and flirts with them all.
by InfiniteBeauty February 20, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. Someone who often has lots of dandruff in there hair. Has no outlook on life apart from flipping burgers every second weekend.
by Pmcguire97 June 15, 2014
Get the Jordanmug. Jordans are amazing. They usually have long ass hair. They like smiling, tempting the ladies and flipping over shit (parkour). They make great friends and amazing partners. You're one lucky girl if you have a Jordan. They're great at fixing things and might have a little ADHD. But they're sooooo cute. And they have great abs. Most of them are already taken. If you find a Jordan, hold on to him and cherish him.
by Runawaywriter October 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. a creature with talons like iron and a singular nipple as long as a sword. His creature has no emotion and uses his nipple-sword to attack. Roams the streets of New York City and fucks pigeons.
Person 1: What is that creature
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...
by Amelia Winters June 8, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan has huge nostrils that can fit the whole world in them. He is usually in love with Taylor’s and I super annoying and gay and way TOO clingy.
by Hshshsshshshs May 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Sex; where the man inserts his penis into a female's vagina. Then babies are made. They are the result of Jordan.
by ashlei November 25, 2007
Get the Jordanmug. 1.To destroy a Toyota Camry by ramming it into a wall, while driving through an otherwise very safe environment.
2. To hug men, wearing a very tight spandex short suit while imagining a rear naked choke.
2. To hug men, wearing a very tight spandex short suit while imagining a rear naked choke.
1. Wow, the other day I saw this yahoo driving down the road in his own little world...he better be careful or he'll end up like Jordan.
2. I read on Craig's list that you can have a Jordan for only 7 dollars and a box of crawfish.
2. I read on Craig's list that you can have a Jordan for only 7 dollars and a box of crawfish.
by Shenanigan Jones March 4, 2010
Get the Jordanmug.