Jonah Hill

(jow·nuh hil) v. The act of shitting upside down in a private residence restroom.

Hey man I just cooked up a dank jonah hill in your master bathroom. Beware

by DrippsMcDizzle January 19, 2022

Jonah

The most random dude of them all and surprisingly the best listener too. Being around a Jonah feels like being around a psychopath, sometimes intimidating, but usually they're heads are somewhere in the clouds. Introverted as fuck but not gonna admit it to anyone except for their close friends. Jonah can be reserved and sometimes seem depressed but in reality they're just thinking about that new season or update that just came out. Jonah's are chill and loyal, if you have one treat them well, but don't get mad when they get tired of you, it's not personal.

Friend 1: Yo that motherfucker's name is Jonah, who names their kid that anymore.

Friend 2: Idk but he seems chill

by SharkMan4 November 23, 2021

Jonah

The kindest person and the funniest literally an angel on earth. Always makes you laugh and send u the best tiktoks and never dissapoints. Plus he is always honest. Master procrastinator, drawer and best friend. Ily bitch <3

Girl: how much do you have done

Jonah: Oh I haven't even started

Girl: same thank god

by _moncherri November 21, 2021

Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.

Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!

by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023

J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."

Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.

by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023

NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY

Day to give money to jonahwill cause he's swag

Oo it's NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY I should give him my twitch prime

by Forbiddenem October 7, 2021

Jonah

A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.

Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."

by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023