jean kirschtein

A stupid horseface

Hey who is that?

Jean Kirschtein, or, known as the stupid horseface

jean kirschtein by anonymous October 14, 2020

jean claude van damme 

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport

his acting skills are shitty.

jean claude van damme by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

jean machine 

a denim jacket or more popularly known as a canadian tuxedo. Worn by Canadians and truckers.

darn, i left my pack of marlboro 100's in the pocket of my jean machine. oh well, i think ill listen to the smokey and the bandit soundtrack again.

jean machine by ntl ben November 23, 2004

Jean Kirstein 

A horse faced piece of shit

Man, Jean Kirstein is a horse.

Jean Kirstein by K ill yoda April 11, 2017

Jean-Marc

A boy who commits incest with his sister. French and creepy.

Jean-Marc: Hey, Celine, want to go in the closet and play a little "horsey?"
Celine: Yes, brother, of course!

Jean-Marc by Celine<3IncestBoy December 28, 2011

Jean-Marc

Some say this exotic creature bounds with glorious pride down the street, others say he commits necrophilia with dead animals.

If you torrent Jean-Marc you will be arrested for distribution of child pornography.

"Don't Jean-Marc me boy."g

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend."

Jean-Marc by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016

Jean-Pierre Noel (or JPN) 

An effeminate French man who is so embarrassed that the French are always defeated in wars or surrender, he claims to be Canadian. They usually have a bulbous nose.

He's such a Jean-Pierre Noel (or JPN) that he sits down when he pees.

Jean-Pierre Noel (or JPN) by Napoleon Boomerfart August 27, 2017