Jahbetad

Jah-bae-ted
When the beta-amylase enzyme yeets on or otherwise hoodwinks the alpha-amylase, the alpha amylase is said to have been jahß'd.

dam boi, I just got Jahbetad by that Bio test.

by Alpha- Amylase October 2, 2018

jabberchanic

An Automotive Mechanic that will go on in great detail all the makes and models of cars he/she has worked on and/or repaired but will have no photo evidence nor written example of doing said repair work. Often works out of a shop one would not take any kind of equipment with an engine to let alone their valued automobile. Usually has saggy pants or coveralls soiled with so much grease/grime there is no hope in Hell of ever coming clean no matter how much bleach you use. Loves to talk about the Super Cars that they have "wrenched on" regardless of the fact the shop in which they work is no where near the "value" of said Super Car.

I dropped my car off and the job that takes 2 hours took 4 because the Jabberchanic had to tell me about all the Fancy cars he has worked on over the past 6 years.

by Hack Mechanic December 31, 2018

jabberthehood

JabberTheHood is a not cool word. Its defined as VJ Khaled.

Hey jabberTheHood.
JabberTheHood: Hey im not cool man.
Oh thats sad for you man
JabberTheHood: Yes now i eat raw chicken man
Oh no man
JabberTheHood: Oh boi

by Ichbincool January 28, 2019

jamber

a ship name with amber and jacob . that cutest couple ever . the relationship everyone wante to have !

jamber is the cutest couple ever

by uhitsrjs March 2, 2019

jabeetus my meetus

You have to jabbetus your meetus to have the nut to come out

Im gonna jabeetus my meetus uncle please stop watching

by lebron jameees April 29, 2019

Jabberwocky

It’s that walk you do when you need to hold in a poop. It’s not a normal walk, it involves jabbing your feet in a manner that looks like a penguin waddle mixed with an Ewok that is dancing to Cher.

I’ve been holding this poop in for hours to make it through this meet, time for me to jabberwocky to the bathroom.

by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019

Jabberwoky

A Jabberwoky (jabber - WOKE- ee) is a person loudly performing being “woke.” This person may mansplain their wokeness to you, or talk incessantly about their one “ethnic friend” all the while betraying how much personal work they much do related to issues of equity.

Did you see her tweet about her new book on equity training? She’s a real Jabberwoky.

by Bdubsidy April 9, 2019