Jasdin

Jasdin is the type of girl that makes you break up with your girlfriend for her. She is why the term uhaul exists. You will want to move in the day you meet her. Jasdin is the type of friend that will bake you cookies on your birthday and hide a body for you when needed. She is your ride or die. You are lucky if you have a Jasdin in your life.

Girl: I need to reserver a uhaul..
Girl: Oh is she a Jasdin?

by BlooWaffles December 28, 2021

Jasmine Mai Rob

Jasmine Mai Rob’s are the best people to be around. They are funny, caring and cool 😎 but don’t get on her dark side bc she’ll tear you up and turn into the wolf of the night 🐺 they also have massive big fattys and pull every guys known to man 🙄🤚

man1: yo have you seen that Jasmine Mai Rob chick?
man2: no why, what’s with her?
man1: corr she’s so fit and has the biggest bum i’ve ever seen!!

by crocod00dle February 4, 2022

The Jasmine Effect

A condition that occurs when a guy falls in love with a girl and the girl breaks his heart. The guy is left longing for her forever because he just can't get over her no matter what girl comes into his life.

Bro #1: She broke your heart?
Bro #2: Yeah, I'm still hung up over her and it's been 2 years.
Bro #1: Oh man, you got the Jasmine Effect!

by basketballgirl90210 April 21, 2014

Emo Jasmine

A person who is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very emo and fruity. (a fruit cup if you will)

Person 1: Jas is emo and fruity?
Person 2: Yes that's why we call her "Emo Jasmine"

by t0b14sssss November 26, 2021

jessing

Interesting or riveting. Derived from Hellen Keller's attempted audible dialogue. It is frequently used in England. It is usually preceded by "bloody."

"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" - Elizabeth II

(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."

Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."

by Braquan Decout November 25, 2013

jassie

A ROBLOX Player. Gets easily offended when a skid name cindy steals her roblox clothing. An owner of a Non-famous group called gay walkers

jassie: YER JASSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(somwhere close by)

jo: wtf was that noise?

bob: i dunno sounded like jassie.

jo: holy 5hit! that was freaky.

by keotix January 29, 2018

Jasmine

Mom-like figure. Always there for her 37.8 children. Always makes her husband sleep on the couch. Shes smart and amazing . Shes pretty like the flower itself.

Person 1: wow look at that bossy lady!
Person 2: *punches 1 in the face* no thats just a jasmine stfu!!!

by Jsjananq February 13, 2018