Jans

A male or female human best known for intelligence and attractiveness. They form lasting bonds with other people, and will defend friends and family to the end. Never get on their bad side, enough said

Oh Jans is one sweet person, but NEVER piss 'em off

by Dorimifa March 2, 2020

Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.

by gabsyy January 8, 2025

what the jan

You say what the jan when a bigger friend does something typically fat!

Jan likes his chicken medium rare, what the jan!

by bigKarel October 30, 2025

Jan

People who ride motorcycles like an idiot and somehow never crash.

*Motorcycle passes by really fast*
Friend: Holy shit thats a Jan

by woogatti123 September 15, 2023

janning

it is a great last name that means that they will stick together forever and anything

lets Janning together

by Beastghost007 January 19, 2018

jan

jan is a funny and wonderful person as fuck. if you are together with a jan, it is never boring. he is always laughing!

it is very jan

by altischlangeaf January 2, 2017

jan panty

An elderly dutch man who fucks children inside of a burgerking. He likes panty's

I am going to the rietstraat 110 to visit jan panty

by gerben is a simp January 10, 2023