by Jacob Anders July 21, 2020
Get the janders mug.Dirty Janey :- to unintentionally collapse all around you into riotous disarray whilst going about your normal daily business. The more sexually inappropriate the resultant disorder is, the dirtier the Janey is...
I was buying some humbugs from a vintage confectioners shop, the assistant was on the stepladders reaching for the jar on the top shelf as a busload of nuns entered to peruse the selection of mint creams. Imagine my surprise as he knocked the cherry lips off the shelf as he lost his footing! Stepping backwards to catch the falling treats, I was goosed by a large stick of rock protruding from the counter. Stumbling forwards in surprise, I caught hold of Mother Superior’s habit... which tore off her otherwise naked body. This turned out to be unfortunate due to the proximity of the large sugar dummies and the combined trajectory of our fall!
Face first in Mother Superior’s lap, cherry lips spread all over the place, and who’s sugar dummy butt plug could never be sold on, I heard one of the other nuns exclaim... “Well there’s a proper Dirty Janey and no mistake!”
Face first in Mother Superior’s lap, cherry lips spread all over the place, and who’s sugar dummy butt plug could never be sold on, I heard one of the other nuns exclaim... “Well there’s a proper Dirty Janey and no mistake!”
by Hbhgg September 27, 2019
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Get the jaddy mug.janeyia is a bitch that doesn't care about anyone's feelings. DONT TRUST HER she will make fun of you and call you bad names behind your back. she thinks she is beautiful but she is really really fucking ugly she is a fat ass bitch that can't do anything and will make you her slave so tell her to fuck off. she thinks she is better than everyone else only because we are better than her and she is jealous, she is also usually a lesbian. Shes always popular but only because she is funny as fuck. Beyond that, she will stab you in the back cause she's a fake ass hoe. she also sleeps with lots of guys and sends nudes daily. all her friends are prostitutes.
girl 1: hey is that janeyia
girl 2: yeah I told her a lot of stuff and she told everyone now I get bullied
janeyia: don't look at me you fat ass bitch get your sausage head ass out of here.
girl 2: yeah I told her a lot of stuff and she told everyone now I get bullied
janeyia: don't look at me you fat ass bitch get your sausage head ass out of here.
by bubbleblowingsisy September 25, 2018
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Get the janderi mug.An unattractive girl with tiny boobs. Will not hesitate to stuff her bra before a date or flirt with your man. Pathetic chica who thinks she's an amazing girl or as she would usually describe herself as a "tumblr girl" listens to G-eazy and other shitty musicians. Swears to God shes a Christian while simultaneously wiping jizz off the sides of her mouth. Also will develop a crush on your female friends if she's around them long enough.
Girl: did you hear about that hoe jadyn?
Girl2:no what happened??
Girl:she fucking has a crush on her COUSIN!!!
Girl2: ewe that hoe nasty!!!!
Girl2:no what happened??
Girl:she fucking has a crush on her COUSIN!!!
Girl2: ewe that hoe nasty!!!!
by Tiffanywoods January 2, 2015
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