Jackasda Ripper

A sexless neo-conservative American who get's kicks by trolling left-minded think-tanks, listservs, and other public forums with the singular motivation of intellectually raping said collective of its rational and progressive discussion.

Would someone please serve Frank a cup of shut-the-fuck-up, he's been acting like Jackasda Ripper lately.

by Wonko the Sane October 13, 2004

jackasinine

The results occurring from a collective effort by jackasses. Usually a good way to describe a policy put into effect by upper-management or highly paid goveernment officials. Usually presents itself in the form of new lawsor regulations.

The suits spent all day in a meeting to write up a new protocol and it is totally jackasinine and costly.

by Terri Smith January 15, 2007

Jackassity

Person who immulates the attitude/antics of a jackass. Ridiculous, dopey, stubborn, unwillingness to listen to reason. On a whim is prone to big skipping down the sidewalk or hallways at work without a care in the world even when others call out to him/her that his actions totally reflect "JACKASSITY".

Shaniece got two bottles of pop from the fridge and pranced into the livingroom where party-goers were mingling and listening to soft rock. Shaniece danced around the coffee table to Cajun music in her head as
she drank wildly from the two different pop bottles - displaying the act of jackassity. Someone called out, "Enough of this jackassity, I'm leaving!"

by friendfarley February 9, 2010

jackassery

The act of engaging in any behavior or committing any act of stupidity that only a jackass could do.

Speeding on icy roads "because your car or truck CAN" and swerving in and out of lanes around other cautious drivers. Like, the jackassery of the SUV driver on icy roads during a blizzard led to him/her losing control and flying off the bridge to a horrible death in icy waters.

by mkrmom January 27, 2009

Jackassery

1.The ART of being a complete jackass.
2.When a person acts as a Jackass jackass

Waht kind of jackassery is this?
Thats complete jackassery.

by Mike G January 11, 2005

jackassness

The state of being a jackass or an unnecessarily difficult individual.

Joey's jackassness catapulted the mild disagreement into a big argument.

by Kelli Lea October 24, 2008

jack ass of all trades

a person who thinks he knows it all and is not swayed by the facts.

Regardless of the truth, Larry is a jack ass of all trades.

by Larry Johnson January 4, 2009