John

A very cute sexy nice smart guy who cares a lot for the ones he love and when you look in he's eyes you feel like you can tell him every thing on your mined💚💚 and he is the one that I love so back the fuck off girls he's mine

John

by Pokemon is where love is💚 March 10, 2017

John

John Is a cool,Goofy,Very nice guy that can get girls but doubts his self on pulling one so he just doesn’t really talk to them but when finally finds the right girl He treasures her
- Materialistic

- Gods gift

-Kind soul

I wish John talked to me so we could get to know each other better and maybe get together

by Ego-Funk November 18, 2018

john

john 💖💖💗💗💗💗💖💟💕💝😻❣🥰😍♥♥💘💘💘💘💗💗💖

john

by Napolenmm June 21, 2021

john

a kid who looks like a raccoon and smokes a bunch of crazy shit with a kid who has a mop for hair.
he also says I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU and does nerf dart flips.

john says i don't wanna fight you

by Jayon12345 February 12, 2019

John

A fucking Jack ass that wants to fuck every women and man on the earth and exploits every person he dates

You know John is a fucking bitch

by DragonbornM March 5, 2020

John

A complete absolute DICK HEAD who messes with your head and makes u fall in love with them and then you can't let go even though it feels like a thousand shards of glass sticking of your heart

John: I love you
Me: I love you too
John: jk bye
Olivia: *cries*

by Ooo la la! June 26, 2016

The John

An alcoholic drink made from combining diet coke with cheap tequila. The name refers to the taste, similar to toilet water.

I passed out in a puddle of vomit because I was drinking the Johns all night.

by Don Lemmings October 24, 2017