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A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.
Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?

Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude
Jacob by Buttshava January 19, 2020
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A Short bitch ass cunt that likes men and needs a good cunt punting
Jacob by JacobLikesMen March 6, 2020
He’s degenerate scum who has a hard time thinking
Jacob by Breadstick June 13, 2020
Jacob is always gay. He loves toes and james charles a little too much. He loves to sneak up on you when your in the shower and wash your back. In summary, jacobs mad sus.
Friend: Bro jacobs after me!
Me: Don't give him your sweaty jim socks bro.
Jacob by Urmumsdentures July 23, 2020
I have jacob
Jacob by safsdegfdsa October 6, 2020
He’s trash in general at any video game
Aye look he pulled a Jacob lmao he’s dogshit