Japanese Blindfold

A well known Japanese wedding custom where the groom sits on the brides head until his anus covers her eyes blinding her from all other potential suitors. This may be accompanied by a Fukushima Release Valve.

That was the most beautiful Japanese Blindfold I've ever seen performed!

by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

Japaki

A person who is both of japanese and pakistani descent.

A fairly uncommon mix but one that usually produces interesting results.

"dayuuuum yo' friend be shazaaamin hawt yo what is she?"

"she's a japaki"

by I like my beard November 7, 2009

Niall in Japan

we don’t talk about this

- so you’re a directioner right?
+ yeah..
- what happened with Niall in Japan
+ hmmm sorry idk

by amievenaperson? May 1, 2021

Pulling a Japanese

Is when you look up a female's skirt.

Guy #1 "OH! What's is he doing?"
Guy #2 "He's pulling a Japanese."

by Tootall1990 May 16, 2010

Japaul

-an attractive, young gentleman who can make a person feel like the most special thing in the world. He will often use the words "precious," "baby," and "unheard of" when referring to his significant other. Although he may not always be available to spend time with someone, a person desiring to be friends with a Japaul should know that he still tries to hang out, despite his busy schedule. A Japaul is a good example of the type of person you would want to spend the rest of your life with.

Japaul had ducks.

Japaul likes to feed ducks

Sometimes Japaul will feed geese.

Where is Japaul?

by Pelirroja.012 February 25, 2011

Japhies

A member of the beat counterculture, or one who lives a beat lifestyle. Similar to a hippie. The term comes from Jack Kerouac's book "The Dharma Bums." (Japhy is the name of a character, modeled after Kerouac’s friend Gary Snyder.)

"Colleges being nothing but grooming schools for the middleclass non-identity which usually finds its perfect expression on the outskirts of the campus in rows of well-to-do houses with lawns and television sets in each living room with everybody looking at the same thing and thinking the same thing at the same time while the Japhies of the world go prowling in the wilderness..." --The Dharma Bums

by S.dedalus December 17, 2008

japedophile

A typically male japanophile. Sailor moon? Tentacle porn? Every porn girl in a schoolgirl skirt? Keep these people away from the children.

While Ejovi insisted he watched anime for its artistic merit, I think he's really just a japedophile, who's in to little kids.

by udmeister May 22, 2006