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White Indian

When an Indian is so fucked in the brain that they act like white kids trying to be cool. Instead of being smart they are average or straight up retarded because they try too hard to be cool and act like white idiots. These people also where their mask under their nose during pandemics cause they think it’s cool I guess.
Regular Indian: Hey so what you get on that Honors Math test
White Indian: Bro I don’t even take honors I ain’t a nerd
Regular Indian: Wtf how do your parents not care
White Indian: Cuz I’m just that fucking good at life
Regular Indian: Get a life dude and stop tryna be white
White Indian: Shut up you a nerd
by Astral_101 January 7, 2022
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The American-Indian T.P. Flap Theory

There has been much said about men and women and their respective dating strategies. Much of the ‘rules’ about these gender interactions have been debated and discussed for years. When does a person slip out of that ‘potential mate’ category and into the friend-zone?This theory proposes that it is less about time, and more about the dimensions that surround the particular relationship that dictates this.

One must first imagine an American-Indian T.P or tent pole that was first used in the mid-18th century and is still being used today. It can be closed by closing the flap and this flap can be held open to allow for easy entry and exit into the tent. If one were to apply this picture to a relationship between a man and a woman, it will allow for the theory to be understood. The theory says that when the flap is open, the relationship still has potential to turn into a romantic one. However, once this flap is closed and the time has elapsed, the relationship enters the friend-zone as referred to earlier and it remains this way. The potential for any further romantic activity or feelings has diminished.

The reasons for the closing of the flap are specific to the relationship. Examples could be lack of common ground, lack of sexual attraction, an immobile man not ‘making the move’ and a host of others.
Rob: "Oh my shattered nations, i better move fast, cause according to The American-Indian T.P. Flap theory, my flap is closing soon with Shaniqua!"
by <:six_cents:> January 4, 2012
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Ryan the Indian man

One of the many Indian gods. It is said that Ryan the Indian man is the most powerful Indian god.
In my religion, Hinduism, we worship many gods. My most favorite god is Ryan the Indian man.
by maximusprime_421 March 13, 2020
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Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian Shop

A head and smoke shop in the United State that is owned and ran by either Asians, Arabs and Indians.
Hey Joe could you drive me to the Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian shop so I can buy a Pack of Tobacco and tubes.
by Ldmnc01 May 21, 2023
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Indiana Twister

A condition occuring when a dildo is inserted into an anus and twisted in a rapid circular motion.
Last night this girl seemed to get more satisfaction from her dildo collection than me so I gave her an Indiana Twister.
by Olario May 1, 2005
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Indians Love Justice

It is a newly made sex act where you wear nothing but a loincloth, and warpaint, and have a spear or rock hammer in your hand. You must yell like an indian also.
"honey tonight..lets try the "indians love justice"
by corbonbloopooshoo November 2, 2009
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Indian Paintbrush

When a man, prior to intercourse, removes a tampon from a woman's cervix and applies the absorbents across her face in a paintbrush motion; a form of foreplay.
He uncorked that pon and Indian paintbrushed her forehead.
by Maretis August 13, 2014
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