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Trafficful

Stfu im on a trafficful road right now mum
by 6 inches April 21, 2022
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Trafficated

when you're stuck in what was once a small town turned mini city like Las Vegas or DC without the bars, but instead replace w/ stores and restaraunts and misc crap shops which seems to be the only way people come and go from home thus causing heavy pointless traffic
South Hill is really trafficated today, these assholes wont let anyone in, the intersection is blocked and weve been sitting at this light at least 3 times.
by dirtybird loves batman November 27, 2007
mugGet the Trafficatedmug.

Traffic Cone

A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.

With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020
mugGet the Traffic Conemug.

rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.
Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.
by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019
mugGet the rolling traffic jammug.

Traffic jam

The bois were having a traffic jam
by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021
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traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
See also:

traffic jam
Traffic
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Traffic-Jammed
Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021
mugGet the traffic jammedmug.

California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.
P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016
mugGet the California Traffic Jammug.

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