The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.
by Deathbypiano88 October 14, 2010
Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.
You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
by Peter L. Harris October 14, 2010
Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.
by BryaSaurus June 15, 2011
1. (n) A Bulgarian pornstar/ sex trader/with a little asian girl fetish.
2. (n) One who lives, eats, breathes, and has sex in cabbage.
2. (n) One who lives, eats, breathes, and has sex in cabbage.
1. Did you see that porn video with that Teddy Cabbage? yeah dude, cabbage was getting ravaged everywhere I think I'm seeing double now.
2. Did you see that guy dancing over there he is doing the Teddy Cabbage. Damn he's crazy, he is gonna get so much action tonight.
2. Did you see that guy dancing over there he is doing the Teddy Cabbage. Damn he's crazy, he is gonna get so much action tonight.
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