horizon

the time of the month for males to bleed like niagra falls (man version of ovulating).

damn justin was an asswhole he's defiantly on his horizon.

by adam frye January 10, 2015

horizontal hooters

The appearance of a horizontal set of hooters when a girl who doesn't realize she's getting fat wears a shirt and pants that are too tight, whereby the waist line of the pants creates the second set of horizontal hooters (upper stomach & lower stomach/gunt).

Holy shit, look at the horizontal hooters on that girl! She needs to lose some weight.

by bg7 May 12, 2008

Horizontal Hooray

a variant to the sexual position the butterfly in which the man stands and penetrates the woman laying on her back, usually on a bed, while the man wears a party hat and the woman screams "HOORAY".

After John's promotion at work, Mary decided they should celebrate with a little horizontal hooray.

by Johnnypants December 22, 2009

Horiental

a hot oriental, "ho" for short.

Let's go to Thailand and check out some horientals!

by TheRandomEK November 17, 2010

horizontal safety dance

The act of banging a dame to with a condom, snickers wrapper, or any kind of protection.

I banged cindy last night, but we had to horizontal safety dance cause she done got that herp.

by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch April 16, 2011

Horizontal Hip Hop

Music that has a lower BPM generally 85 - 115 that is designed to be listened to while having sex. Often made with female singers or just instrumentals, ironically without actual rap most of the time.

Lovage has an album titled "Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By" , Portishead, Massive Attack's album "Mezzanine", much of UNKLE or DJ Shadow's brilliant debut entroducing, for that matter Bjork's "Debut".

"Last night I threw a move on my old lady, to make sure things went smooth I threw "Book of the Month" on by Lovage. That horizontal hip hop always closes the deal kid!"

by DJJ23 June 11, 2016

wonky horizon

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.

John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the wonky horizon ahead of him stopped short.

by angryhungrya April 4, 2016