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static hoop

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
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Let’s Hoop

To want shoot or kill your opponent In a deadly manner . Commonly used by the YN’s and younger youth .
Drop addy and let’s hoop then “
by TrapLanguage April 25, 2025
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Hoop

To hide contraband or weapons in one's rectum from corrections officers. Items that are commonly hooped include drugs, shanks, cellphones and paperwork.
Prisoner 1: How did you get your paperwork so soon? I'm still waiting on mine!
Prisoner 2: Oh, I hooped that shit!
by Heavy Metal Vomit Party November 22, 2019
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Hooping

The act of one using only their finger and thumb together in an O shape to pleasure oneself. Mainly used by people with micro weiners
nah i cant goon or jelq bro, I'm usually just hooping its the new method
by siphonx January 10, 2025
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Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.
"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."
by MisterPenguin August 27, 2015
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hoop soup

The mixture of unwiped shite from the arse with arse sweat.
Fuck me its hot today, my arse crack is swimming in hoop soup
by kev BROWN October 21, 2018
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