Hamster Holster

The anus of a Gay Man

Richard gear's hamster holster got set on fire when his partner tried to lure out the Hamster with a lit match

by burtnubbins August 26, 2009

hoolagan

coke

by Anonymous January 14, 2003

hoodsie

A sexual coupling involving a chocolate on vanilla pairing..

Went to the club and met a brotha, took him home for some Hoodsie action!

by sarahRuthless November 30, 2011

Hooley

An evil Monty Burns look alike who likes to inflict pain on everybody. His only weakness is The Green Dragon

Hey dude. Leave him alone. You're being a real Hooley.

by Bowlofdix February 27, 2017

Twat hooks

The middle finger; the happy finger

See those Olsen twins? I had the pair of 'em sat on my twat hooks at the same time!

by Skell ov Radcliffe January 23, 2009

cuck holster

a cuck holster is someone who is being really ignorant or is just a cuck is general.

"Hey Gavin, please stop being such a cuck holster

by Those.memess September 27, 2017

holster

To wear a belt with a loop buckle and stick the penis through for support, thus a holster. Preferably wear the belts that girls wear over their pants and not through the loops, they tend to have large rings for the buckle. Quite ideal for blowjobs or holding up large penis'.

"Dude that guy in the locker room was huge, he must wear a holster to keep his schlong from hanging out the bottom of his shorts."

"My girlfriend was having trouble keeping my dick in place when she was on top of me last night so she got her belt and put me in the holster."

by Bigger Mike September 3, 2006