by Bowlofdix February 27, 2017

An evil Monty Burns look alike who likes to inflict pain on everybody. His only weakness is The Green Dragon
by Bowlofdix February 27, 2017

Customer; How much for that bottle of wine
Big Gav; $7.95
Customer; I only have $7.80
Big Gav; I would love to let you off but I can't. 15 cents is 15 cents.
Customer; Thanks for trying Big Gav
Big Gav; $7.95
Customer; I only have $7.80
Big Gav; I would love to let you off but I can't. 15 cents is 15 cents.
Customer; Thanks for trying Big Gav
by Bowlofdix February 27, 2017

The ultimate mate. A friend who is appealing to the fairer sex however emanates a sense of honesty; ruggedly handsome and a funny prick. A mate who will never leave u in the lurch and makes every party that much more entertaining. That mate ur missus begrudgingly trusts.
Wife; There is no way ur going on that bucks weekend at the Gold Coast.
Hubby; I was gonna room with Denno.
Wife; Ok, but stay close to him.
Hubby; I was gonna room with Denno.
Wife; Ok, but stay close to him.
by Bowlofdix February 27, 2017
