Definitions by Bowlofdix

Hooley 

An evil Monty Burns look alike who likes to inflict pain on everybody. His only weakness is The Green Dragon

Hey dude. Leave him alone. You're being a real Hooley.

Hooley by Bowlofdix February 27, 2017

Denno 

The ultimate mate. A friend who is appealing to the fairer sex however emanates a sense of honesty; ruggedly handsome and a funny prick. A mate who will never leave u in the lurch and makes every party that much more entertaining. That mate ur missus begrudgingly trusts.

Wife; There is no way ur going on that bucks weekend at the Gold Coast.
Hubby; I was gonna room with Denno.
Wife; Ok, but stay close to him.

Denno by Bowlofdix February 27, 2017

Big Gav 

A simple man who tries his best. Has every dollar he's earned since Kindergarten.

Customer; How much for that bottle of wine
Big Gav; $7.95
Customer; I only have $7.80
Big Gav; I would love to let you off but I can't. 15 cents is 15 cents.
Customer; Thanks for trying Big Gav

Big Gav by Bowlofdix February 27, 2017

Connel 

To not go to any presentations when at a work conference.

Hey dude, I'm gonna Connel today and go to the pub instead.

Connel by Bowlofdix February 27, 2017