chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes

The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.

H posted a picture of L cooking this dish

I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?

L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)

by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

homeless

a loser who sits on the sidewalk rattling coins and yelling at people and stealing and uses the money to get stoned when nobody is looking
basically a proffessional beggar

i was walking downtown and the fucking homless person started assaulting me

by nothing September 27, 2004

homeland obscurity

The feeling one gets when they call tech support/customer service and cannot understand the person on the other end of the line due to a heavy accent

Person: Hello. Can you help me with a problem i'm having on my new computer?
Tech Support: O ye ve kan hep yoo.
Person: What?
Tech Support: Isay ve ka nhep oo.
Person: I'm feeling some major homeland obscurity right now. Bye.

by This is my February 1, 2007

*homepaged!*

Used when a site is found, shown, or sent and later seen.

A: check this out, (great site here)!
B: lemee check, one sec.
B: *homepaged!*

by couldn'tfinanameforme:( April 2, 2011

sexually homeless

Someone who can't or doesn't want to settle down into a relationship.

Sally is sexually homeless

by WorkVitamins April 25, 2010

homeless person

1. A person who has lost their livelihood due to some unfortunate circumstance in their life (usually ASSUMED to be drug-related), and no longer has a home.

2. A politically-correct, "vanilla", description of someone who has been kicked on their ass by a narcissistic society.

3. Something that wouldn't exist if people ACTUALLY cared about people other than themselves.

Passer-by 1: Hey, look at that homeless person over there! Must be a crackhead!

Passer-by 2: Hey I've seen her before...she used to work down at the homeless shelter before they closed down!

by Squiggly May 8, 2013

homelover

A designation meaning "one who is better left at home", that is always intended to torment a male of low status by causing him to believe his sexuality is in question. It is often repeated, in rare instances chanted.

"Hey look, it's Timmy the homelover. Why'd you come out homelover? A homelover like you should be at home, like a good homelover, with your homelover brother, loving your home. Ya homelover!"

by thoughtless pig September 23, 2006