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homelover 

A designation meaning "one who is better left at home", that is always intended to torment a male of low status by causing him to believe his sexuality is in question. It is often repeated, in rare instances chanted.
"Hey look, it's Timmy the homelover. Why'd you come out homelover? A homelover like you should be at home, like a good homelover, with your homelover brother, loving your home. Ya homelover!"
homelover by thoughtless pig September 23, 2006
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homoversary 

a personal holiday celebrating the anniversary of one's coming out
We celebrated Dylan's 14th homoversary with pink tiaras and fruity cocktails.
homoversary by stankylegz143 May 21, 2011
a family member who obediently stays at home or self-isolate during pandemic
Just be a homeliner so you can help stop the spread of covid-19.
homeliner by timlight April 21, 2020

no homover 

A totally heterosexual sleepover between two or more guys. The usual activities include gaming, watching sports, etc.
Me and Brad has the best no homover this weekend. We played Black Ops all night.
no homover by goofrey November 27, 2010
A full frontal "comb over" that comes down to or slightly over the eye brow which for unknown reasons needs to be constantly flicked out of the way when the person with said hairstyle is speaking. See Zac Efron.
Did you see Clay Aiken's hair? He's sporting a full Homover.
Homover by Son Uvv Samm December 23, 2009

homeoveniroscopophobia

Morbid and (possibly) irrational fear that if you do the same thing every day the CIA may decide to keep a close eye on you.
Homeoveniroscopophobia. Possibly a good reason to be more adventurous.
A hairstyle worn by sraight guys who act gay, and just plain gay guys. It is a combination of the word "Homo", short for "Homosexual", and "Over", as in "Comb-over." It is usually characterised by long, blonde or red hair, swept to a side slightly and covers up one eye, similar to an emover or a way a girl wears her hair straight. It is usually acheived when a person forgets to get a hair cut (or refuses to) for a long amount of time.
David: "Hey Zach!, Max's hair looks so gay."
Zach: "Yeah, I know. We should come up with a name for it!"
David: "Hmmmm... How about homover!"
Zach: "wow your a genius"
Homover by NinjaDoo April 1, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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