unc-hole

That one uncle who is always doing crazy things with their nieces or nephews that ends with them getting hurt or scaring the piss out of them. Everyone has one.

Sister: Is my daughter out playing with her Unc-Hole?
Mother: Nope, she just came home crying because her Unc-Hole scared the piss out of her again.
Sister: He's way to crazy to be playing with her, she's only 4.

by WIldWillie January 13, 2016

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hole runner

An object that enters many holes. Can be used to describe a male whore.

Wow kenny you slept with so many women i could mistake you for a hole runner.

by keithh58 January 6, 2008

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Schootch the Hole

A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.

Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!

The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".

by WordBaron September 1, 2009

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Burt-Holed

To have fingers inserted into ones anus while recieving fellatio from an Australian munter.

Burt: "I don't know if i told you guys this, but this bird was sucking me off in Oz and she stuck a couple of digits up my ass!"

"Wow, you got Burt-Holed mate!"

Burt: "Yeah i know, i was platooned"

by Lolich April 21, 2009

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A&E HOLED

an attack or censorship on a celebrity by the media, entertainment industry, or information highway for expressing 1st Amendment opinions against a certain group of people or a individual person(s)

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty got A&E Holed for expressing his opinions of the behavior of homosexuals, and got kicked off his T.V. show

by Oldschool Rocker December 20, 2013

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