Homework

Originally used as a punishment, now given out quite commonly what we call teachers. Better known as FUCKING CUNTS or WHORES.

teacher: "Okay, so you guys need to do page 1-5000 by tomorrow and also a 69 page essay due in a second."
student 1: "BITCH CAN YOU STOP GIVING OUT SO MUCH HOMEWORK?!"

by toop0g4u May 7, 2022

Homework

Homeworks are things that pupils hate.

Teacher told us that the homework today is do 10 pages of Math. Many of us felt disappointed for this.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Doing homework

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 8, 2019

Extra homework

The worst thing in the entire universe. Something you wouldn't want to get.

My friend: "Do you have any extra homework today?"

Me: "Yes, and I don't want to do it! "

by Ayakamissuni July 17, 2022

My panyotis ate my homework

The panyotis is a wild beast who eats peoples' homework to fill its evil stomach. There is one panyotis in the world it currently invades childrens homes in Sydney.

My Panyotis ate my homework

by Panyotis the demon August 29, 2010

Doing the biology homework

Masturbating.

Tom: Hey man, wanna play Counter Strike?
James: Nah man, I'm doing the biology homework at the moment.

by Joey935 August 13, 2016

Show My Homework moment

A moment which is so Show My Homeworkable, it causes people to "Show Their Homework".

Spider-Man 4 has been cancelled?! Show My Homework moment .

by gummybearcheese1 February 23, 2021