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Hitler Defense

When someone uses a far more terrible act to lessen the perception of one's own terrible actions.
Sure Hitler killed 6,000, 000 Jews, but Stalin killed 20,000,000 of his own people, so what Adolf did wasn't that bad.
The IRS caught me cheating on my taxes , I'm going to try the Hitler Defense on them. Sure I owe $5,000 dollars, but hey, I'm no Wesley Snipes.
by G Gar March 9, 2017
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hitler niggah

hitler niggah

Hitler shits himself (literally, everywhere on himself) to be disguised as a man of negro descent
Ah shit man i made a hitler niggah we gotta go
by nigga jejohnson12312213 June 3, 2017
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Hitlers butthole

The place in which the gas that killed the Jews comes from.
by Bucok May 1, 2018
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Midget Hitler

Someone in your group of friends thats very short in height, yet very commanding, demanding and violent; they always want it their way.
example 1
Kevin: "So, are you still dating that girl?"
Matt: "Oh, u mean Midget Hitler? Yeah... Dude, she made me wash her car yesterday!"

example 2
Maria: "Is their anyone else coming to the party?"
Dean: "I dunno. I was gonna invite my Midget Hilter, but then I decided not to. I don't want you guys getting beat to death."
by Shadow_Caster May 21, 2010
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vegan hitler

A term used to describe a vegan who is SO passionate about their diet, that they believe people who consume meat should be killed for the murder of another animal. As you can tell, This is a very marksist opinion on non-vegans. Vegan hitlers also try to force their ideals onto others.
Making this type of person very disagreeable.
Person #1: hey, can we have burgers tonight?
Person #2: no. This is a vegan household. I will not eat an animal who has suffered. You should do the same.
Person#1: shut the FUCK UP! Stop being a vegan hitler.
by Sp00per February 7, 2018
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Hitlol

Why did you kill 6 million Jews, Hitlol?

Hitlol: I did it for the lulz.
by fire_is_cool December 19, 2008
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Hitlers Children

A term used primarily in the 1970's, describing a person/group of people getting attention/exposure due to the fact that they are thin, have blonde hair, and blue eyes. Also a movie made in 1943.
dude1: Did you see the kids in that surf movie?

dude2: Yeah, talk about hitlers children.
by JSKdestroyer January 29, 2007
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