pronounced: big-ist mass mer-der-ers in hih-ster-ee
(list)
rules to qualify: be human, responsible for deaths, and recorded in history
This is a list that took me a while to compile, and was used for something else, but I'm posting it here so people know. So people know…
k = 1,000
m = 1,000,000
> = over
< = almost
12. Idi Amin Dada —— 100k-500k (most say 300k)
11. Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini —— >430k
10. Mengistu Haile Mariam —— 500k
9. Jean Kambanda —— 800k-1m
8. Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev —— >1m
7. Saloth “Pol Pot” Sar —— 1.5m
6. Genghis Khan —— >1.7m (just 2 cities)
5. Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti —— <2m
4. Suharto —— 8m + 10k’s of Allied POW’s
3. Joseph Stalin —— 20m
2. Adolf Hitler —— 6m (Holocaust) + 42m (European deaths in WWII)
1. Mao Tse Tung —— 70m Chinese + countless others of the Far East
(list)
rules to qualify: be human, responsible for deaths, and recorded in history
This is a list that took me a while to compile, and was used for something else, but I'm posting it here so people know. So people know…
k = 1,000
m = 1,000,000
> = over
< = almost
12. Idi Amin Dada —— 100k-500k (most say 300k)
11. Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini —— >430k
10. Mengistu Haile Mariam —— 500k
9. Jean Kambanda —— 800k-1m
8. Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev —— >1m
7. Saloth “Pol Pot” Sar —— 1.5m
6. Genghis Khan —— >1.7m (just 2 cities)
5. Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti —— <2m
4. Suharto —— 8m + 10k’s of Allied POW’s
3. Joseph Stalin —— 20m
2. Adolf Hitler —— 6m (Holocaust) + 42m (European deaths in WWII)
1. Mao Tse Tung —— 70m Chinese + countless others of the Far East
Idi Amin, Benito Mussolini, Mengistu Haile Mariam, Jean Kambanda, Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev, Pol Pot, Genghis Khan, Saddam Hussein, Suharto, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Mao Tse Tung are the 12 biggest mass murderers in history. Search them. Read of their atrocities. Because of these evil men, over 155 million people are dead.
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Get the biggest mass murderers in history mug.1.(n) A rough fuck involving moose antlers & Canadian apparel.
2. Sexual intercourse between at least 3 partners, at least two are bisexual, and at least one is a moose. Usually characterized by lots of squealing, begging, humping, & lovin'.
3. Everything else
2. Sexual intercourse between at least 3 partners, at least two are bisexual, and at least one is a moose. Usually characterized by lots of squealing, begging, humping, & lovin'.
3. Everything else
1. Bob: Hey baby, let's study Canadian History!
Jenna: *Slap* You pervert!
2. George: Mm mmm! This feels so good!
Eric: Ooooh yeah, one down in the Canadian history books!
3. Shitfuckdamnbitchasshoemotherfuckerpussybootybullcuntcrappimpcracktitties
Jenna: *Slap* You pervert!
2. George: Mm mmm! This feels so good!
Eric: Ooooh yeah, one down in the Canadian history books!
3. Shitfuckdamnbitchasshoemotherfuckerpussybootybullcuntcrappimpcracktitties
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The taking out of all "lady parts"
Person 1: What's wrong with Janae?
Person 2: You didn't hear? Her boyfriend fucked her so hard that she needed a historectomy.
Person 2: You didn't hear? Her boyfriend fucked her so hard that she needed a historectomy.
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Get the historectomy mug.A sex act of the most depraved type, usually between two men, and involving maple syrup, a hockey stick, the Stanly Cup, a Canadian flag, and several polar bears. This act is often performed on ice.
The syrup is poured into the Stanly Cup and placed on ice where it is allowed to cool for about an hour. Both men take turns spanking each other with the hockey stick, while the syrup hardens into a gel. Then, the first man penetrates the semi-hardened syrup with his penis, while he wraps the second man's head with the Canadian flag. Then, the ends of the hockey stick are inserted into the anuses of both men. Each man pleasures himself, generally in a race to be the first to ejaculate.
The polar bears just watch.
My apologies to the proud nation of Canada.
The syrup is poured into the Stanly Cup and placed on ice where it is allowed to cool for about an hour. Both men take turns spanking each other with the hockey stick, while the syrup hardens into a gel. Then, the first man penetrates the semi-hardened syrup with his penis, while he wraps the second man's head with the Canadian flag. Then, the ends of the hockey stick are inserted into the anuses of both men. Each man pleasures himself, generally in a race to be the first to ejaculate.
The polar bears just watch.
My apologies to the proud nation of Canada.
Me: "I gave Stephen Colbert the Canada's History last night".
My friend: "Did you get the flag or the cup?"
Me: "The cup".
My friend: "How many polar bears did you have?"
Me: "Two".
My friend: "I am doubtful of your truethiness".
My friend: "Did you get the flag or the cup?"
Me: "The cup".
My friend: "How many polar bears did you have?"
Me: "Two".
My friend: "I am doubtful of your truethiness".
by CaptainStudly February 6, 2010
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Get the ap european history mug.A sexual act so depraved Canadians are forbidden from speaking of it in public. Also known as "Going Balls-Diefenbaker."
With a turkey baster, inject as much maple syrup as possible into the vagina or anus. Once full, grab a lacrosse stick and insert in a slow twisting motion until it can go no further. Do a couple of turns, and then remove. What you now have is called the "Kodiak Boner", which you have to lick clean before moving on. Next, take the antlers of a young moose (freshly killed is best; you Albertans know what I'm talking about) and insert the longest point into your anus while letting the horn wrap around & cradle your nutsack. If you're female, it's one in the pink, one in the stink. Ideally this is accomplished without breaking the horn. Then while standing over the Stanley cup, one partner blows the other and spits the jizz into the cup until full. (This can take days.) Once filled to the brim, the fellated partner must drink Lord Stanley's Cum (purists will say it must be done in one attempt), kiss his partner, and snowball as much as possible back into his or her mouth. If his partner vomits from the experience, then the antlers may be removed and the act is complete; if not, the partners must post each other's nude, antler-impaled, come-covered photo as their Facebook profile picture and tag themselves in it.
Extra cred is applied if Canada's History is performed in a, or with a girl named, Mercedes. ÜBER cred if both apply.
With a turkey baster, inject as much maple syrup as possible into the vagina or anus. Once full, grab a lacrosse stick and insert in a slow twisting motion until it can go no further. Do a couple of turns, and then remove. What you now have is called the "Kodiak Boner", which you have to lick clean before moving on. Next, take the antlers of a young moose (freshly killed is best; you Albertans know what I'm talking about) and insert the longest point into your anus while letting the horn wrap around & cradle your nutsack. If you're female, it's one in the pink, one in the stink. Ideally this is accomplished without breaking the horn. Then while standing over the Stanley cup, one partner blows the other and spits the jizz into the cup until full. (This can take days.) Once filled to the brim, the fellated partner must drink Lord Stanley's Cum (purists will say it must be done in one attempt), kiss his partner, and snowball as much as possible back into his or her mouth. If his partner vomits from the experience, then the antlers may be removed and the act is complete; if not, the partners must post each other's nude, antler-impaled, come-covered photo as their Facebook profile picture and tag themselves in it.
Extra cred is applied if Canada's History is performed in a, or with a girl named, Mercedes. ÜBER cred if both apply.
My girlfriend and I took a week off work to perform Canada's History and now I'm pretty sure I have a ruptured colon.
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