The Highway

He walks alone, walks along the highway
Drinks from a bottle just the size of his fist
Skin smooth and glittering 6:00 news
Little girl longs for the taste of his kiss

His eyes are black and they're never ending
He's the suicide bridge and she's ready to jump
Ruby red lips so carefully painted
Sweet little girlie your messiah has come

What's inside an evil man's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside evil eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know

He walks alone, walks along the highway
Drinks from a bottle just the size of his fist
Skin smooth and glittering 6:00 news
Little girl longs for the taste of his kiss

His eyes are black and they're never ending
He's the suicide bridge and she's ready to jump
Ruby red lips so carefully painted
Sweet little girlie your messiah has come

What's inside an evil man's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a killer's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a killer's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know

by Death Menace May 4, 2023

Highway Carr

One of da "four-wheeled" members of Lightning McQueen's non-human-based world; he's a talk-show host and great pal of fellow radio/TV-personalities Bob Cutlass, Darrell Cartrip, and Jay Limo.

Kidding aside, "Highway Carr" really is what I'd originally thought this radio-personality dude's "stage" name was when I first heard him on the radio, since the otherwise-clearly-speaking Howie usually pronounced his first name rather poorly. Same goes for the also-famous-in-radio (or should I say, "infamous", since he was eventually exposed as a Bernie Madeoff-type fraudster who bilked investors out of more than $24 million) Sonny Bloch, whom I'd always assumed was using the pseudonym "Sunny Block" merely to tout his financial advice, the implication being that following his investment-recommendations would "land you on a nice cheerily-bright street".

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

Highway of Horror

A pun for Canada's Highway 401, which is nicknamed the "Highway of Heroes." It is in reference to the fact that the 401 is almost always a completely awful mess of cars and trucks that are almost always bumper-to-bumper with one another.

"I was stuck on the 401 for hours the other day. It certainly is the Highway of Horror."

by j d g September 1, 2021

highway barge

A specific class of land yacht that pertains to American made vehicles made between the 1970's through the 1980's defined by there large square bodies and low horsepower engines. However with spacious cabins and adequate fuel milage makes them excellent long distance vehicles.

Did you hear? My neighbor bought an 84 Cadillac DeVille. It only has the v6 so it's a real Highway Barge!

by NobodyKnowsThatGuy March 13, 2017

Highway Princess

A woman or women who hang out or travel up and down the highway. Soliciting for sexual favors, money, drugs or rides to places.

See; Lot-Lizards

I was going down the highway and saw the two Highway Princess walking down side of the road looking for a ride.

by June 9, 2021

Highway Pig

A larger 4 door sedan with plenty of power. Ideal for cruising on large stretches of highway. Especially American and German highways.

The 2003 BMW 540 is my favorite highway pig.

by ClawDaddy September 7, 2016

Dalton Highway

A deadly drug cocktail made from Red bull, codeine, and 2 or 3 xanax tabs.

Named Dalton Highway after the highway, which is one of the most

dangerous roads ever.

Dalton Highway really wakes you up, man.

by ɯ August 23, 2018