Hi

OMG. You don’t know what hi is, you stupid MOTHERFUCKER. I think you are super bored, or one of your FUCKING parents came in and asks you what type of SHIT you are doing while you are doing your BADDASS homework! Or you need a FUCKING therapist! Fuck!!!

Kristine: Hi mom!
Mom: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Kristine: Oh.... ummmmmm.... searching up hi?
Mom: QUIT OUT THAT SHIT!!

by Gggggoooogggllleeeffakkkeeee November 22, 2018

Hi

What you type in as a cover up when you're looking at something innapropriate.

Me: "hmm... let's see www.pornhub.com..."

Parent: *walks in*
Me: *frantically types "hi"*

by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018

Hi

Well, knowing that anyone in their right mind wouldn't look up "Hi" in the U.D., I can safely assume you did it for one of these reasons:

1) Your parent/roomate just walked in and you were looking up something that was very innapropriate for the time being.

2) You were just masturbating to some of the free erotica on this site, and in that case, just go back to what you were doing: sex story.

3) You aren't in your right mind and should go see a therapist.

4) You are extremely bored.

5) You are an alien from a parallel universe and would like to study the various aspects of human culture. One of them being the complex greeting system.

6) You tried looking up ho or bi but misspelled it.

Me:I Copied This
You:It's Alright Mate

by 『Otaku』 June 5, 2018

Hi

Brad is a fat twat that takes it up the arse from fin,daz and his own mum. He is also ugly. His belly is very big. He also has a shit trim. Brad is gay

Hi. Brad sucks cock and takes cock up the arse

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

Hi

Hello, lady down there,
You aren’t listening to me…
Remember faith ❤️
Patience
And it will be!!!
loving him,

You will do…
You know this to be true
Now swat away that blue!!

Hi Faith,
I understand…
Sometimes it is really difficult on here!
I try not to be blue or feed the fear…
I just love him so much!!
And how I would love to feel his touch!!!
gone is blue..
Thanks to you know who..
those numbers…
Also, thanks to you
For reminder

When this mind starts to wander.

by Just a girl with 💔 June 24, 2023

Hi

Hi

Hi

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

hi

a nice way to introduce your self

hi Logan

by meat stupid June 11, 2003