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Heard

An expression to acknowledge something that is a response to a situation that could be trivial semi serious.
Co-worker: “That ladder is unstable.”
Me: “Heard”

Friend: “Were leaving in 5!”
Me: Heard

Someone: “Can you check on the cookies?”
Me: “Heard.”

Salesclerk: “You’re total is _____.”

Me: “Heard.”
by 815Merma518 August 8, 2021
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heards

verb (used with object), heard, heard·ing.
to cause bodily injury to; injure:
It probably really heard when he lost the tip of his finger.
to cause bodily pain to or in:
His finger still heards him.

verb (used without object), heard, heard·ing.
to feel or suffer bodily or mental pain or distress:
Ouch! That really heards.
to cause bodily or mental pain or distress:
Violence is very heardful.

synonymous to 'hurt' or 'hurt'. To be used by victims of feigned, implied or REAL violence.
"OUCH! Stop hitting me. That really heards..." - TAC
"You can't just start hearding people to get what you want..." - TAC
"Why do you have to be so heardful all the time?" - Joie
by dR0nE.31337 May 26, 2022
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take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.
Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.
by Quackrock March 2, 2025
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Heard Alert

The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.
That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.
by JD07! May 27, 2022
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Bailey Heard

Bailey Heard is a handsome curly haired beast who has a massive penis. He is a lady magnet and no one can resist him. He is nonchalant on the surface, but if you dig deeper he has a massive heart. If you want a perfect, reliable, hot papi to run to, Bailey is your guy.
Bailey Heard smashes all the lady's
by Throat Goat82 July 28, 2025
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never heard of him

when a fangirl wants to show everyone her fave is better than theirs. usually used with the wrong pronoun.
by paterscum June 20, 2017
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Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal asbcesses.
Homonoid: Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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