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A-Hearding it

Modern Cultural replacement for the rural saying "Shit the bed", implying one has done irrevocable damage to their credibility through their actions. Also see "Shit the chili", "Shit the money bed".
"Bro, you just A-Hearded our only chance that your parents would pay for spring break!"

"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"
by SpergyNJazzCabbage April 23, 2022
mugGet the A-Hearding itmug.

Heard Burglar

Someone who realizes the public knows they turd the bed and wants to deny and cover it up… with both sheets and lawyers hired from wish.
She showed just how poorly her acting was and even looked like she was straining on the stand after all the world discovered she is a Heard Burglar.
by LightFoe May 24, 2022
mugGet the Heard Burglarmug.

Heard A Turd

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
mugGet the Heard A Turdmug.

Bailey Heard

Bailey Heard is a handsome curly haired beast who has a massive penis. He is a lady magnet and no one can resist him. He is nonchalant on the surface, but if you dig deeper he has a massive heart. If you want a perfect, reliable, hot papi to run to, Bailey is your guy.
Bailey Heard smashes all the lady's
by Throat Goat82 July 28, 2025
mugGet the Bailey Heardmug.

hearded

i hearded ur finger
by joanannanan April 11, 2020
mugGet the heardedmug.

never heard of him

when a fangirl wants to show everyone her fave is better than theirs. usually used with the wrong pronoun.
by paterscum June 20, 2017
mugGet the never heard of himmug.

you heard

you heard of girlswithcocaine?

no

fuck you nigga
you heard of girlswithcocaine?
mugGet the you heardmug.

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