Double Header

The act of receiving a head massage while giving head.

Mary: I totally need a head massage right now.

Rusty: Well, I need a blowjob. Let's do a double header.

by BensonDinnerTalk December 8, 2010

Helerin

The most beautiful and amazing and important person in this world. Her Girlfriend loves her so much. She deserves everything in this world and she deserves her girlfriends love. She is so talented and cute and nothing can make her un perfect. Her girlfriend loves her and tries so hard to make her feel special and happy.

Me:my girlfriend is so amazing and cute and she has the most beautiful name on the earth
Friend: what’s her name?
Me: Helerin *saying it proudly and gives gay vibes*

by k_Liz_k October 23, 2019

crazy hexler

(n) any person who is mentally derranged, has no friends and desperatley tries to aquire them through means of acting like them, aka a wannabe, a suicide in the making or a freakazoid

Val is one crazy hexler, she wants to be cool so bad she went to the christian club in tears asking how to be sexy and seductive.

by sexy and seductive December 14, 2008

Heeler

A slang term for shit.in particular, one that is particularly solid

my hole is killing me after the heeler i took.it was so hard it cut the arse off me

by winstonwolfe July 24, 2009

heater

When your coffee is getting cold or low, and you only want a little more in your cup.... you need a heater.

Coffee anyone?

"I could use a heater."

by BeanHead May 26, 2006

heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

by Joel September 29, 2003

hefler

When a girl sucks a mighty big black cock

My name is tayten i got hefler last night ;)

by BigFatPussyMama October 6, 2016