Pudding Hatch

1. A dude's ass after a gay man fucked it

2. An ass hole after having runs (bad shits)

Dude! Go clean out your pudding hatch!

by P. Singer September 8, 2005

Jerk-off hatched in the sun

A contemptible person, more often a male.

My boss is a jerk-off hatched in the sun.

by ColF July 14, 2008

Hatchet Hand

A very obese woman who has a third hand in her pussy and when you stick your dick in her the hand jerks you off, because every one knows that you cant bust a nut by hanging your dick out a window.

There has better be a hand in this hot hatchet.

Andy said he would've never gotten off his that river pig didn't have a Hatchet Hand.

Hatchet Hands are so not hot right now.

by J Clark July 26, 2006

snatch hatch

refers to womens trousers or to womens panties.

Can also be used as a friendly reference to other girlfriends.

"I'd like to get into her snatch hatch!"

"Whassup snatch hatches!?"

by Rick Vigorous January 23, 2009

mazda 3 hatchback

Probably the gayest car you can ever have. 151 hp that can't even take out a older v6 Mustang. Stock it looks stupid and the 4cyl sounds so gay. I'd rather have a prius than it. The only thing that is respectable is the speed 3. The mazda all around looks really lame and can't get you any pussy. If you want to get a real car get some American muscle.

Did you see that mazda 3 hatchback?
Yeah man its gay as hell

by Mazdakiller May 22, 2018

hatchet monkey

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

by pigpen hallock September 11, 2007

axe hatch

Deriving from the mental image that its not the woman's vagina, rather a giant hatch created by an axe.
OR:
A term for a pair of meat curtains (see: pussy) that looks like it has been beaten by a hammer more than a penis.

Can be used to describe women's vagina after having kids (looseness/tightness)

Kelsey used to have a nice tight pussy. Then she had kids, now its a big axe hatch. You might as well be throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Her and I went back to my place but to my dismay, what hid behind her panties was nothing but an axe hatch.

by autodidact May 30, 2008