hard as tits

Describes the strength, fortitude, or solidity of an object.

Goddamn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.

by Ben doooooood November 19, 2007

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hard leg

US Army slang for a man, in reference to his member. Often used plurally to denote a sausage fest.

"Ain't nothin' but a bunch of hard legs and no ass to be found!"

by Mister Priapus June 02, 2005

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A fart in solid form. In other words, SHIT.

Dude, I dropped the biggest hard-fart a minute ago. You might want to stay out of the bathroom for a while.

by Steve_Juggernaut February 12, 2010

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a helmet that people who work on construction sites wear, so shit doesnt fall on their head and kill them.

Mark: Holy shit Steve! Look out!
*Steve gets owned in the head by a brick*
Mark: Damn son, shoulda had your hard hat on!

by Kast April 01, 2006

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women with erect nipples, usually poking through thier clothes

look, she has a titty hard on

by Hoss March 20, 2005

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making everyday a payday always on the hustle no one gets a break because time is money!!!!

I Hustle Hard everyday a day a day without making money is like a day not waking up. Gots to have 3 or 4 things going on to get that good cheese.

by hustlaforlyfe December 26, 2010

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A individual that is very straightforward and serious, and rarely jokes around. Typically used to describe your boss.

Bob: Lets go race each other in golf carts!
Me: Awesome lets go.
Boss: Where the hell you think your going boy, get back to work!
Me: Hard ass....

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