Hazeltine

The most bad-ass golf course in Minnesota

Hey you probably think your pretty sick

I do, that's why i play at Hazeltine

by jamariobest September 10, 2009

Hanzla

A fish in desperate need of anger management classes. Loves to ask for 30 girls snaps thinking his friends are sex traffickers.

Hanzla: ‘buss me snaps of sum slags’
Friend: ‘naa g this the 40th time you have asked and for the 40th fucking time no i aint got any’

by Princess cup October 10, 2020

Hazel

A wild, party girl by day and night. She loves to smoke lots of weed and drink alcohol all day long. She's a teacher sometimes. She likes to get high and walk down rivers. She likes little kittens and enjoys dancing to shitty music. She hates some guy named Colin.

"Hey look at that girl all stoned, dancing to Savage Garden, I bet her name is Hazel."

"Dude we just ran out of booze, invite Hazel over, she always has shit."

"Is that teacher drunk?".."Yeah that's the new 4th grade teacher Hazel, she's always smashed.."

by djjr33 July 9, 2014

Hazelnut Surprise

The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.

Jan just wanted some Nutella for her toast. Instead, she got a classic hazelnut surprise from Jim.

by #daddy2013 September 9, 2013

Haizell

A beautiful girl who is loving and generous . She’s crazy but fun and loves to party, also she’s a troublemaker

Hi Haizell want to come over my house and prank my siblings.

by Haizell May 19, 2018

Hazel

The best person in the world

Do you know hazel??

Oh why did I ask ,obviously you do everyone does

by I_amcool December 17, 2020

dirty hazell

A council house scum bag that likes to pretend he is important.

See that guy over there is a dirty hazell

by De Paynes June 27, 2020