halcon

Hawaiian allstar who is 6,2 tall and has fucked all of your female family members. If you see him don’t fight him you will end up in the cemetery.

My wife just had a baby but not mine. Halcon was that you?

by Marcoplier December 6, 2021

Hallock

Possibly the best last name to exist

Hey that’s Emma Hallock she’s the best

by Kane perry March 25, 2022

Halloween

The day when someone dresses up as Michael Myers. little do you know, he might’ve finally caught Laurie Strode!!

Halloween rocks dude.

by DogeZardy April 5, 2022

halloween

Amplified holiday where kids and guys who are dirty minded get into freaky costumes, definitely not recommended,
they also wear dirty minded anime costumes. they should get a life

Person 1: Hey u want to go to Starbucks on Halloween
Person 2: no.

by Nevadas October 3, 2022

Halloween

"Halloween" is an Autumn holiday original derived from a Pagan holiday contemporarily named "All Hallow's Eve." It's more traditional name is Balls Hollow Eve and is based on the practice in which on October 31st Men would carve glory holes into pumpkins and jack off into them; making their balls hollow. This practice was believed to help un-wanted pregnancies which would lead to unwanted births in late July and August. Balls Hollow Eve was practiced to help stagnant and decline infant mortality as July and August were two of the hottest months of the year. Women would typical carry their newborns with them as they plowed fields in the heat; which was often untenable for the infants.

Overtime Men began carving faces into the pumpkins as a form of archaic porn to help hollow their balls faster and do, what they believed, was their part in stopping infant mortality. The faces encouraged the men to Jack off more in these pumpkins that eventually became known as Jack Off Lanterns or Jack O Lanterns.

Did you see the size of my Jack O Lantern for Halloween this year?

by DylanRivera October 5, 2022

Hallothanksmas

An unofficial term used to describe the period of year where the three major holidays reside in (October through December), the holidays being Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.

Joe: have you heard the news?
Brandon: Yeah! It’s October! The start of hallothanksmas!!

by GeosWorld October 18, 2022

halloween

A national holiday, maybe??

Possibly,
1. Halloween is A literal holiday.

2. your mom

Halloween was fun.
"Your mom was fun."

by Nevadas October 24, 2022