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hardslap

a game by which the idividuals (mainly males) expose their genitalia to the opposite sex without them noticing.

this game can be played by girls too.

the aim is to get as many points as possible.

Rules:

males have to show their penises off and shake them, females have to expose breasts(nipples) and shake them or expose their vagina and perform pelvic thrusts.

the closer you are the more points it counts for.

the longer you do it the more points you get.

the more exposed you are to being caught, eg they are talking to someone and you do it in full view of them without them noticing the more points you get.

if you get seen by the opposite sex then you are disqualified.

you can rack up points per victim or by regarding them as a group.

most points are awarded for 'head shots' in which the genitalia are within a foot of the victims head.
a girl is talking to your friend and whilst she is talking to him you are standing behind her hardslapping (shaking your genitals around) (racking up points) but hide them again before she notices.
by pir8_6AR January 20, 2011
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harolded

Getting work dumped on you when everyone else in the office is taking off to play and planning to take credit for said work. reference to the character Harold in Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle.
I can't go out this weekend because I got harolded again.
by harolded April 21, 2011
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As a prelude to vigorous forking, a woman with powerfully starched hair penetrates the gaping anus of her man victim. This also results in a hairstyle known as the 'Harolds Brown'
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Hardblack

An American slang term from prison to for anyone who is in control of a prison bitch and often uses them as their bottom.

Outside of prison it generally defines homosexuals who are the top in a homosexual relationship, usually used by former prisoners, regardless of color of ether the top or bottom.
Friend: Nice to see you outta the big house brotha, you make sure you didn't drop the soap?
Ex con: Man, I was a Hardblack, if a nigga dropped the soap, I was the one to pop up behind him. I ain't no prison bitch!
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Harold Handelmann

Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.
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harold houlihan

sick bloke. animator. artist. peng
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