hamburger manouever

To fold the two testicle over the penis, then proceeding to squeeze the testicles to ejaculate with optimal force.
I got my nuts stuck in a vending machine, only way out is the hamburger manouever
by user2452058 February 6, 2024
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Hamburger Lock

When you’re quickly eating a hamburger and the bite pieces form together in your esophagus and lock up
Oh man, Rory was having bad hamburger lock, someone gave her the Heimlich maneuver
by Ohjeeez December 15, 2018
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Hamburger Style Blowjob

The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"
That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!
by MAXDOZER November 8, 2024
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hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter March 18, 2016
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turkish hamburger

The poofy haired vagina of an overweight 40+ Black haired woman that has a pickle fragment dangling from within its entanglement of mingle twine.
Dude, she took off her panties and there it was, a Turkish hamburger. She had to be 40+ and queefed pickles.
by Bungfolio the Great!!!! August 31, 2017
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hamburger

i fucking hate this word, its so overused and it tastes like shit
hey tiffany, you wanna go to burger king to get hamburgers? tiffany: NO I FUCKING HATE BURGERS SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD I HATE IT
by KickBall45 June 29, 2021
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Hamburger

Mass produced and incredibly popular meat based product.

Unlike steak which is the cut of an animal, a burger contains any part of the animal as long as it can be reconstituted ground into a patty.

It may be treated with chemicals as well as containing contaminants from processing as well as being stored for a length of time prior to serving.

Containing practically no nutritional value it’s worthlessness is only eclipsed by Hot Dogs. Nutritionally it is worse than pet food.

Describing someone or something as hamburger would suggest they have exaggerated self worth or a reputation that exceeds their true value simply due to their popularity.
“He thinks he’s steak, but really he’s hamburger”
by Pazuzu’s Petals November 30, 2020
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