Groompa

A husband (groom) who is old enough to be their spouse’s grandpa

Dude 1: Why is she hanging out with that old guy?
Dude 2: You didn’t hear?!? They got married; that’s her Groompa!!

by CrazyMing September 17, 2019

Grookey

A thing people convince themselves it's real when it doesn't exist.

"Yo I can't wait until Grookeys finally in the Anime"

"It doesn't exist stop living in a fantasy world"

by Lightningroc October 22, 2020

groomatic

The male version of a "bridezilla." A man with utterly unrealistic expectations of their own wedding and how much they should be accommodated. Portmanteau of "groom" and "lunatic"

Steve was insistent that the only alcohol being served would be Cristal. He was becoming a complete groomatic.

Alan couldn't believe his husband to be was insistent that they take their vows dressed as Power Rangers, he'd began shouting and acting like a groomatic.

by Chateau Brionde December 8, 2020

goomey

Racist shithead with a small pp. Usually they are bad at video gam.

I JUST 360 no-scoped A GOOMEY: "TAKE THAT BITCH CUNT!"

by TJOP March 18, 2021

Groover

To be or want to be grooving...Groovers + heroin ,vicodin, oxi ,perc, diladid anything opioid.

What's up, what you doing . I have some groovers wanna come over.

by Blamket September 17, 2021

groommate

A groomsman who also has been the groom's roommate.

Kevin is upgrading from roommate to groommate status.

by Keith Urban Dictionary October 3, 2021

Grooser

There's something about Lucy that makes her a grooser.

Blue, bubbly like rum punch with blue curacao or eucalyptus scented fairy liquid on speed.

I'm a Lucy grooser, Rock!

We're all Lucy GROOSERS, Rock!

by Weenston Churchill January 31, 2022