by angel-queen-of-the-mountain December 19, 2008
Get the Myles grindingmug. Blind grinding is a phenomenon popular among sightless and partially-sighted singles in the UK and some parts of Europe, now increasingly popular among sightless singles in the United States.
Like swinging, the event usually takes place in a private residence.
Blind grinds are organized over the internet. Men or women submit their email addresses and genders to a Blind Grind website, along with a chosen name (real names are never used). On a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the Blind Grind server software randomly chooses between ten and fifty individuals from its database and sends them the address of a certified Blind Grind location. There is usually a 50:50 gender balance, but 'Big Blind Gay Grind' (BBGG) groups also exist.
Upon arriving at their location, the participants are guided into large dark rooms (e.g. garages, barns) containing multiple inflatable beds. Music is usually played. Oils and lubricants are provided. The participants proceed to have anonymous sex with multiple partners for hours.
Recent Blind Grind controversies include a group in Paris who were infiltrated by sighted pornographers who participated in and recorded the events for years.
It is estimated that at due to sighted infiltration of the blind grind phenomenon, at least 2% of the amateur pornography on the internet now involves unwitting sightless men and women. You can tell by the presence of i) funky-ass eyes and ii) unkempt pubic hair.
Like swinging, the event usually takes place in a private residence.
Blind grinds are organized over the internet. Men or women submit their email addresses and genders to a Blind Grind website, along with a chosen name (real names are never used). On a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the Blind Grind server software randomly chooses between ten and fifty individuals from its database and sends them the address of a certified Blind Grind location. There is usually a 50:50 gender balance, but 'Big Blind Gay Grind' (BBGG) groups also exist.
Upon arriving at their location, the participants are guided into large dark rooms (e.g. garages, barns) containing multiple inflatable beds. Music is usually played. Oils and lubricants are provided. The participants proceed to have anonymous sex with multiple partners for hours.
Recent Blind Grind controversies include a group in Paris who were infiltrated by sighted pornographers who participated in and recorded the events for years.
It is estimated that at due to sighted infiltration of the blind grind phenomenon, at least 2% of the amateur pornography on the internet now involves unwitting sightless men and women. You can tell by the presence of i) funky-ass eyes and ii) unkempt pubic hair.
"Mom, I'm going to a blind grind tonight."
"I wish you wouldn't, honey, but I understand. Those funky-ass eyes of yours limit your options. Don't forget your moist toilettes. What time should I pick you up?"
"I wish you wouldn't, honey, but I understand. Those funky-ass eyes of yours limit your options. Don't forget your moist toilettes. What time should I pick you up?"
by _CherryPip_ March 5, 2010
Get the blind grindmug. by Kalake March 22, 2005
Get the baby grindingmug. After a lonely lady has been sitting at the bar crying for hours, she proceeds to come over and give a hug to a fine gentleman and follows the hug by grinding your leg.
"Hey Steve I saw your ex crying to you at the bar where did she go?"..."oh I told Jim she is DTF, so now she is over cry grinding the shit out of him."
by rmiller120 December 8, 2012
Get the Cry Grindmug. A type of dance. In which dancer rolls their arms slowly (tumble dryer move) whilst walking to the side, stops to kick or thrust leg backwards whilst simultaneously raising hands to make ears / umbrella over head.
Done slowly with an a of casualness is known as the 'Lazy Monkey Grind'.
Done slowly with an a of casualness is known as the 'Lazy Monkey Grind'.
by Dr Love Monkey May 4, 2011
Get the Monkey Grindmug. When you are listening to a song and suddenly a random girl puts her hand over your mouth and rubs her body all over yours.
Taran was at his school dance.
Taran: hey this song is pretty cool.
Alex: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.
Brian was jamming out to Eminem when suddenly!
Brian: hey this song is pretty cool.
Grace: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.
Taran: hey this song is pretty cool.
Alex: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.
Brian was jamming out to Eminem when suddenly!
Brian: hey this song is pretty cool.
Grace: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.
by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011
Get the sneak grindingmug. by RubyEmbers July 9, 2016
Get the Skill grindingmug.