toot goop

The disgusting, smelly residue left over after a long day of farting on the anus and inner buttcheeks. Aside from the wet feeling, usually is not made apparent until the buttcheeks are spread, releasing the smell. Also can be caused by poor wiping.

"Oh man, I was pounding this broad from the bar and my toot goop was making this hideous smell. I can't believe she didn't smell it!"

by H&N Industries March 14, 2009

Goofyboots

Weed, ganja, marijuana, maryjane, chronic, dank, grass, etc... Traditionally goofyboots describes weed that has a more, well, silly effect on the smoker.

Damn, dude, I smoked them GOOFYBOOTS yesterday, I was talkin' to the wall, man!

by Kali Yuga Ghoul February 4, 2006

goonygoogled

old mobsters ued it to refer to maiming or seriosly hurting someone

good ass kicking,but not to kill--just teach a lesson.this person needs to be goonygoogled

by moose12 August 1, 2009

goofytown

when something or someone is extremely wack in the sense that they just aren’t with the wave

you know my ex

yeah dog

she’s straight from goofytown

by Jmurray529 April 7, 2019

goofy missionary

When you're a big, silly, goofy guy and have missionary sex with your wife.

Tall guy with a lot of hair: Hey did you hear? I had goofy missionary sex with my wife last night.
Guy in glasses: Let's talk about that.

by NotMythicalchefTrevor April 27, 2023

Goop Juice

A type of first aid Markiplier uses in Resident Evil 7 that was unknowingly was used to hail Hitler

God I hate Goop Juice

by Darth Pablo February 22, 2017

Goofy ahh

Another way of saying goofy ass

“Look at this goofy ahh nigga”

by sageinctrl May 2, 2022