Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.

Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.

by JJ January 19, 2004

Gooch-codded

as the name suggests, to be slapped, struck or smacked in the gooch with a living or dead cod

Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday

by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008

Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!

Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 8, 2013

Gooch deodorant

Deodorant put between your ball sack and asshole to prevent sweating and disgusting stench.

Yesterday in gym class, I put my gooch deodorant on becuase my bal, sack was sticking to my leg.

by Bluewaffledude October 26, 2011

cycler's gooch

When you ride your bike too much and your gooch hurts

Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.

by sambo0414 June 18, 2014

gooch quake

when you stick the dick in so hard the balls slap so hard against the gooch they start quaking

evan: yo my girl got the gooch quake last night

friends in unicen: hell yea boy

by GoochQuaker June 20, 2020

Quindaruis Gooch

To be quite Qundaruis in the Gooch

Louinard is Quindaruis Gooch

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019