germaphile

Anyone who likes microbes that live on and in their body which help them resist infection and benefit their overall health.

The germaphile did not use hand sanitizer to keep his hand microbe army alive.

by Farm guy September 18, 2017

gericondriac

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.

Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac

by Rockintoes November 11, 2017

Gerelyn

If you have the honor to meet a Gerelyn, keep them by your side. They are some of the most caring people and won't let you down when it comes to your friendship. They are the face of beauty and can sing, dance, and act very well.

Gerelyn is a great person! You should hang with her!
Yeah, she's good at acting as well, maybe I will!

by SmallSuperNovaa February 21, 2020

gerenano

another way to say no

person 1: did I ask
person 2: gerenaNO

by a mcr fan March 22, 2020

German sub

A huge shit

Jerry took a german sub

by Shaqbig54 July 15, 2020

Gerzain

The humble giant, soon to be 6'4 has an enlarged penis that stretches beyond the Earth's existence! Craziest thing is when he swings his mastodon wiggler it wipes out entire solar systems. Alien populated planets who have witnessed the force of the wiggler have gave the staff its grand alias known as THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION. the swing causes nearby galaxies to move through the cosmos at hyper speed. This phenomenon is known as Galactic Getsuga Tensho!
If you are blessed to be in the presence of Gerzain you will become sanctified and see god !

"BRO DEAD ASS GOT A GERZAIN WIGGLER"
"Damn baby that shit had me feeling like Gerzain is the MAYYYYNNNNEEE ;) "

by Get Ready To Wiggle August 6, 2020

Gerber Slurper

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

by Big booty G November 8, 2020