The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.
Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”
Husband:
“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”
Husband:
“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
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Bro 2: Bro just tell her you wanna gas her back end.
Bro 2: Bro just tell her you wanna gas her back end.
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The gnasher made a bitch fit in the casino at the cowboy who shot his six-shooter into the neon light of a wastedump.
by Joe Rivera February 17, 2008
Get the gnasher mug.When a female is on her period and not wearing a tampon, but a sanitary napkin... She then feels like she involuntarily peed herself a little bit, but it's really just a big blood clot that escaped her body.
Similar to the effect of when you bite the tip off of a gusher gummy and then squeeze the candy center out. Although it's blood... And the hole is the girl's vagina.
Similar to the effect of when you bite the tip off of a gusher gummy and then squeeze the candy center out. Although it's blood... And the hole is the girl's vagina.
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Get the Magic the gathering mug.A sexual act where one person chugs an entire gallon of milk while giving oral sex. Then vomits the milk at high velocity at their partner's penis.
Girl: I'm just about ready to use my ultimate move.
Guy: Ok, do it babe.
Girl: ACTIVATE: GASTER BLASTER
*Girl proceeds to do the action of Gaster Blasting*
Guy: Ok, do it babe.
Girl: ACTIVATE: GASTER BLASTER
*Girl proceeds to do the action of Gaster Blasting*
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