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GASper

Person who turns white like Casper and gasps at rising gas prices.
The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.

Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”

Husband:

“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
by Treebonics June 9, 2018
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Gas her back end

Bro 1: Bro I wanna talk to this girl but I'm not sure what to say to her.
Bro 2: Bro just tell her you wanna gas her back end.
by The gasser June 11, 2018
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gnasher

An aggitated native american who wants his land back from the white man.
The gnasher made a bitch fit in the casino at the cowboy who shot his six-shooter into the neon light of a wastedump.
by Joe Rivera February 17, 2008
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Gusher

When a female is on her period and not wearing a tampon, but a sanitary napkin... She then feels like she involuntarily peed herself a little bit, but it's really just a big blood clot that escaped her body.

Similar to the effect of when you bite the tip off of a gusher gummy and then squeeze the candy center out. Although it's blood... And the hole is the girl's vagina.
"Ah!"
"What's wrong"
"Nothing. I'm on my period and I just had a gusher."
by Cubanthundrrr May 16, 2016
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Magic the gathering

The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people
My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay
by Predton December 5, 2019
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magice the gathering

by Anonymous August 9, 2003
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Gaster Blaster

A sexual act where one person chugs an entire gallon of milk while giving oral sex. Then vomits the milk at high velocity at their partner's penis.
Girl: I'm just about ready to use my ultimate move.

Guy: Ok, do it babe.
Girl: ACTIVATE: GASTER BLASTER
*Girl proceeds to do the action of Gaster Blasting*
by VolcanoKaiser November 19, 2019
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