The most overused definition on UD, when the person writing the first def thinks the subject being defined is "epic" (which is another dead and buried word in itself because nerds say it in every lame joke they make).
Basically, used for things such as weed, sex, and of course, fucking cheese.
Basically, used for things such as weed, sex, and of course, fucking cheese.
by Drukqs2 December 6, 2009
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by Arkell December 9, 2008
Get the Parting-Gift mug.gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!
you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!
i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
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by seaneeboy May 6, 2014
Get the Lift Gift mug.A Hockey Stick Gift is a gift given another that is really a present that the giver wants for him/herself.... typically given to another family member. Not unlike a "Chipmunck Gift," but one that is really coveted by the giver.
"Bobby gave Mom a Hockey Stick Gift for the holidays.... he gave her that train set he's been wanting all year..."
by puttycake December 17, 2009
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You don't want to know what it eats.
The modern interpretation is corrupted from the original 'given,' not 'gifted.'
To not examine a gift is to ignore subtle compliments or insults, and can be dangerous. Such was the case in the Trojan Horse.
You don't want to know what it eats.
The modern interpretation is corrupted from the original 'given,' not 'gifted.'
To not examine a gift is to ignore subtle compliments or insults, and can be dangerous. Such was the case in the Trojan Horse.
"This roast is delicious. Do you want to go to the slaughterhouse after?" mused Betty.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." quipped Martha.
"My girlfriend's taking me out, but I think she got the money from whoring at the truck stop," said Jose.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," cautioned Miguel.
(On a chairlift) "Isn't it sad there are no tee pees or buffalo here?" wondered Jane.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," snapped Stacie.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." quipped Martha.
"My girlfriend's taking me out, but I think she got the money from whoring at the truck stop," said Jose.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," cautioned Miguel.
(On a chairlift) "Isn't it sad there are no tee pees or buffalo here?" wondered Jane.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," snapped Stacie.
by Assy Cheeks December 12, 2007
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by matt db October 21, 2007
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