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Freudian swype

A practical joke frequently played on not-so-smart people by disturbingly intelligent cell phones, wherein a neutral word in a text message is automatically replaced by Swype to create inuendo where none was intended.
Text #1: "I'm looking for semen to help me."
Text #2: "Damn freudian swype, that was supposed to be 'someone' not 'semen'."
by paperklutz January 23, 2011
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Fraudship

(n.) A friendship composed of fake ass people that waited until after they stopped frauding in front of other people to befriend the "geek" or "enemy".
After four years of teasing Project Pookie, Ki-Ki waited until after high school to start a fraudship with him.
by PoohBear415 April 9, 2010
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Pulling a Fred

1.-When a person does something stupid and annoying. when you hang out with this person and his/her mother is continuously calling them telling them to come home, meaning you have to drop what you are doin to take this person home
2.-when a person dilivers a message to someone that is completely opposite from what you told them to say and ends up screwing you over with that person
Pulling a Fred- go tell that girl i said hey... Hey my friend said he likes you and wants to go out with you
by GRAEBYE May 11, 2009
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fred fred burger

A name for an inactive user who signs up for something (commonly a forum or oekaki) and never logs on or posts anything.
My forum is full of fred fred burgers.
by Dark Rukario November 14, 2007
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Freudian Click

To accidentally send an angry or rude e-mail that says what you really think about a person.
Dear Kelly,

You are a two faced bitch. How can you make fun of other people while living with your own pimply face and lumpy ass? Are you fucking blind??

Sarah: "ohhhh crap, I didn't actually mean to send that! Damn, another Freudian Click!"
by TheMusician July 1, 2011
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Fred Astaire

v. To tap ones toe while sitting in a public toilet stall to inform potential users that the stall is occupied.
A guy walked into the bathroom so I had to start doing a Fred Astaire.
by Erik November 11, 2003
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Freuded

To be freuded, fr00tet or fr00ded - meaning to be psychoanalyzed
1) You've just been freuded,

2) I freud you,

3) You're under my freud-o-scope

4) In a dialogue:
Person A: I rather work on my social relationships
Person B: allow me to translate:... getting laid
Person A: can't I express my opinion without being freuded?
by Gotfredsen June 1, 2010
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