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The Freshmaker

A sexual act where one person shoves Mentos up another person's ass, and then proceeds to give them a rimjob.
"She's so kinky. Last night she totally gave me The Freshmaker!"
by EnolaEnoon September 8, 2015
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Freshmen

Freshmen are snot nosed butt holes who think they're the shit when about 50% them actually smell like shit. Freshmen goof around too much that's why most of them can even handle a 1 page essay. Then they start crying about it like little piggies. When a Freshman tries to be tough all you got to do is dip them in a toilet with a bowl full of pesticides yea!!! that will do it. haha
Freshmen: Hey did you watch the teletubies last night.
Prince Sade: No unfortunately I don't do cuddle hugs.
Freshman: Aww you need one hehe
Prince Sade: Aww you wanna die
Freshman: you meanie!!!!
Prince Sade: yea that's right go drown yourself in a bowl of pesticides and sing the song Teletubies, Teletubies say HELL NO!! UH-OHHHHH.
by Prince Sade June 19, 2009
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You think you're fresh meat?

What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.
You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!
by Solid Mantis November 24, 2016
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freshman fuck up

when freshman are a total joke and fuck up all the time especially when they have stupid boring parties and the first time they have the opportunity to have a fun one they screw it up by telling their mommies. #ffu problems!!!!
Teenage girl: Mom! theres a party and I hear there's going to be alcohol!!!!
Teenage girl's mom: KK BRB texting everyones moms!
#freshman fuck up
by fkjkfjadsklfj October 3, 2012
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high school freshman parties

Hey'd you hear about 'high school freshman parties'? "You mean the worst party thrown in highschool?" Yeah those.
by Bigdickgrandpa1269 April 12, 2017
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denham springs freshman high

a school full of a bunch of faggot ass freshman football players , fake ass people , midgets .. a lot of midgets , shitty food , lesbians, gays, bisexuals. dumb teachers. and short shorts
by smallweenieboy November 12, 2018
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freshman

A very dumb and stupid person who thinks he or she is funny, however is not because he or she started high school. (freshman)
Ariel Francisco is such a freshman. GOD.
by upperclassman13 October 13, 2011
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