France

A fictional country

I can't go to FRANCE because it is not real.

by Franceisnotreal June 9, 2023

France

A country full of cheese, bread, and short people eating cheese and bread. Also, they have nuclear submarines.

Person A: Where'd you buy that cheesy bread?
Person B: In France,duh

by heythereitsmeagain March 14, 2024

France

Country known as the romance country but is actually a shitty place with lots of assholes

-"I went in France"
-"I'm sorry for you"

by Somebitchstolemyname June 14, 2020

France

The equivalent of getting sixty 100s on math where your average goes from 88.98 to 90, but get one 0 and the average turns to 23. Also shit country.

WW1: Absolutely kicking German ass on the Western front; no credit
WW2: Gets invaded easily due to many internal problems and eventually fighting off the nazis; bullied for eternity.

The country and food are beautiful, the people aren’t.

Wehraboo: France sucks! They lost in WW2
Historian: *pulls sandal out ready to beat ass*

by weird eye the science guy March 3, 2019

The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

France

A beautiful country, especially in the south east and with the largest army in the EU.

Oi m8, where shall i go?

France.

by Raphaeltael February 28, 2022

France

France is a type of person that wasn’t born in France. France wants to go visit France. For example, he is an Environmentalists person. Also, He is a caring, loyal, honest, kind-hearted, and patient person. Additionally, France will take you to France soon in the future if you're his girlfriend because he's visiting France soon in the future. Lastly, go hit up France if you're interested in visiting France for free.

France is that you?

by Is that you? November 23, 2021