floating a boat

A way of smoking meth or coke.

Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.

Some people refer to smoking meth from tin foil as free basing but I know it as floating a boat.

by nikkkkkk October 30, 2012

Float a spud

The act of defecation; or taking a shit

Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!

Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!

by CABoots January 24, 2017

swingin' on the flippety flop

grunge speak for "hanging out"

"u gna be swingin' on the flippety flop this weekend??"

by miyukikalma October 27, 2007

pop n flop

Verb- When a male individual pops the tip of his genital and after waiting several seconds, flops out the remainder including his testicles.

Tracy:"Hey Betty, isnt that your husband doing the pop n flop?"

by horsemilk123.4 February 25, 2009

spaghetti flip-flop

A woman has an anal prolapse and indulges in doggy style sex. The sound of her entrails hitting your bullocks is known as a spaghetti flip-flop.

I slept with this bird last night; her colon was hanging out of her arse so I partook in a spaghetti flip-flop.

by SmallNet February 8, 2017

Floater

A piece of fecal matter that will not sink, usually the result of a meal with a high fat content.

I supersized my Big Mac meal and let out a two foot long floater the next morning.

by kaptainkindbud December 28, 2005

Whatever floats your root beer

"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."

Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.

See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.

From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.

Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.

Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.

by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005